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Beer Fun Jokes (Quickies) Drunk loses his wife
Beer Fun Jokes (Quickies) Drunk loses his wife| Drunk loses his wife |  |  |  |
| A drunk is driving home and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually a cop pulls him over. "Did you know," says the cop, "that a few miles back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf." |
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